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		<title>Arrested in Britan for breaking non-british law</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:05:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Minister of Understatement</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A leading Holocaust denier was arrested as he flew into Britain yesterday, accused of running an internet site that insisted that the Nazis had not murdered millions of Jews.
Although Holocaust denial is not an offence in Britain, it is a serious crime in Germany and Dr Toben faces up to five years in prison.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>A leading Holocaust denier was arrested as he flew into Britain yesterday, accused of running an internet site that insisted that the Nazis had not murdered millions of Jews.</p>
<p><strong>Although Holocaust denial is not an offence in Britain</strong>, it is a serious crime in Germany and Dr Toben faces up to five years in prison.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article4861271.ece">Source</a></p>
<p>If its not an offence in Britan, why was he arrested? He didnt break any law in this country, yet he was arrested, which was requested by a country, that is responsible for the killing of 50 million people in a rather large war. But the fact of the matter still stands, he did not break any British law, so why was he arrested?</p>
<p>Where are we going to draw the line? I have an arrest warrant here from the Ministry of Paranoia, Bullshitsville, Uranus for Gordon Brown to be arrested and summarily shot. Is Britan going to enforce this arrest warrant too?</p>
<p>People complain and bitch and scream about freedom of speach, but, you cant have freedom to say what you want if its against a group of Jews, because they were discriminated against. But its fine to <a href="http://technology.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/tech_and_web/article4730864.ece">bash other religions</a>.</p>
<p>Why even bother having diffrent countries, why not just have a large country, lets say its called &#8220;America&#8221; and anyone who is against America is branded a criminal, or lets say they are called &#8220;Terrorists&#8221; or &#8220;Al-Qaeda supporters&#8221;, and lets just kidnap them and torture them! Oh hangon, <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23272837">we</a> <a href="http://www.channel4.com/news/articles/dispatches/kidnapped+to+order/552067">already</a> <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/this_world/6681983.stm">do</a> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extraordinary_rendition">that</a>&#8230;</p>
<p>Thanks to <a href="http://leg-iron.livejournal.com/81576.html">Underdog bites upwards</a> for the link&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Man fined for taking a photograph</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 13:39:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Minister of Understatement</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;in a public place!
&#8220;The lady concerned was entitled to her privacy and not to have a passing stranger take a photograph,&#8221; said the sheriff.
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Im sorry, Sheriff Kenneth Hogg, but you sir, are a moron. She was in public, she was entitled to no privacy. If she was in the toilets, then yes, I can see [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;in a public place!</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;The lady concerned was entitled to her privacy and not to have a passing stranger take a photograph,&#8221; said the sheriff.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/7651107.stm">Source</a></p>
<p>Im sorry, Sheriff Kenneth Hogg, but you sir, are a moron. She was in public, she was entitled to no privacy. If she was in the toilets, then yes, I can see a problem with taking a photo of a person there, but if the woman is out in public, why cant I photograph her? Because shes ill? Is the line drawn at photography? Am I alowed to sit there and draw it? Charcoal? Paint it? Why not just draw the line at me not looking at her &#8211; why not just cover her up with a tarp and pretend she dosent exist?</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;I&#8217;m going to impose a fine to remind him chivalry is not dead and when somebody is in distress you leave them to it.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>So you are imposing a fine on him, because of your own personal belief? I cant find anything in British law that says you have to be chivalrous, so you have made up the law on the spot, and abused your power.</p>
<p>I wonder, if he wasnt Polish, if he was brazillian, how many bullets would he have been shot with? If he was Arab, he probably would have been branded a Terrorist, scouting locations of Ossama Bin Laden.</p>
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		<title>My arrest story, part three</title>
		<link>http://ministryofparanoia.com/2008/my-arrest-story-part-three/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 18:38:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Minister of Understatement</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After my little chat with the Gestapo, I was once again locked in my cell, doing nothing, awaiting their return with baited breath. The custody sarge came by a few mins later, and was just checking up on me, said he was responsible for my welfare and said I seemed like a nice person.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After my little chat with the Gestapo, I was once again locked in my cell, doing nothing, awaiting their return with baited breath. The custody sarge came by a few mins later, and was just checking up on me, said he was responsible for my welfare and said I seemed like a nice person.</p>
<p>While I was sitting on the side of my bed, in my white clothes, with my head in my hands, I heard footsteps coming down the corridor, and I knew they were coming to my cell &#8211; I was the only one in the cells, from what I saw earlier. The door unlocked, and the two special branch twats walked in, flanked by Shit-For-Brains and the custody sarge.</p>
<p>The older, white special branch person had a seat next to me, and told me that he&#8217;d called my parents and advised them of my situation. He told them that they HAD to dispose of ALL of my airsoft weaponry, and that they were to take it to the nearest police station. He told me that I MUST dispose of all of my combat gear, and that I MUST NOT play airsoft anymore. He said that im a smart enough kid and I will find something else that I will find interesting.</p>
<p>They also tell me that they will be keeping an eye on me from now on, then he and his asian counterpart departs the scene.</p>
<p>The custody sarge tells me to come to the adjacent cell to pick up all my stuff and my clothes, he starts cutting open the evidence bags and hands all my stuff to me. While I was getting dressed. Shit-For-Brains was staring at me, and I ask him for some privacy while I get dressed, and he just scoffs at me. While I put on my underwear, I bend over towards him, and I let another one rip, saying something like &#8220;Well I tried to warn you&#8221;.</p>
<p>When I was &#8220;signing out&#8221;, Shit-For-Brains told me about the phone call whitey had with my dad earlier &#8211; it went something along like this:</p>
<p>&#8220;So he had a chat with your dad, and your dad asked when can he come pick you up. He (whitey) said in 2 years, then your dad started crying&#8221;. A second pause later, then Shit-For-Brains started laughing about it, saying something like &#8220;Its funny, your dad started crying&#8221;.</p>
<p>Hes lucky he didn&#8217;t have his gun with him. I would have shot him and kept shooting till I ran out of bullets, or someone killed me.</p>
<p>Just before being let out of the police station, Shit-For-Brains told me &#8220;Had you not been soo compliant, things would have been different&#8221;. I asked him how so, he said &#8220;<em>Had you not have been soo compliant, I would have shot you</em>, and you would have died&#8221;. I asked him what did I do wrong, he said <strong>&#8220;Look, lets face it, suicide bombers are Asian. If I had a choice between you and him </strong>(pointing to a white colleage)<strong>, id shoot you every time&#8221;.</strong></p>
<p><strong>The Gun Saga</strong></p>
<p>After I got home, I had a long chat with my parents, who were, surprisingly, on my side. They told me that they had not taken my airsofting kit to the police station, and that I had to do it, because they didnt know where it was in my room. Fair doo&#8217;s then. So I packaged up all of my kit, and lugged it down to WImbledon Police Station, and asked to speak to an Inspector regarding handing in of some replica firearms.</p>
<p>The PC there was quite young and inexperienced, so radio&#8217;ed down for his Inspector to come down, then he asked if he could take a look at the kit. I had no problems with it, so he put on a glove, and started having a shifty around my rifle and pistol &#8211; he was amazed at how realistic they looked and he wondered how much they cost &#8211; I told him in excess of £1000 iv spent on it, and he was shocked that I was &#8220;willing to give it up&#8221; &#8211; I explained to him that I didnt really have a choice in the matter.</p>
<p>I explained to the Inspector (Inspector Fowler) that Special Branch told me that I HAD to get rid of my weapons tonight and that I cannot keep them. He was a bit dubious about this, and rightly so &#8211; he said that since I havnt actually committed a crime, they cannot forcefully take the weapon away from me &#8211; I can wilfully hand it in, but I was under no requirement to, and I would be perfectly within the law to keep it. I told him again what Special Branch told me, and he said he would call the station where I was arrested to get the whole story.</p>
<p>After a few minutes of being on the phone, he told me that I dont have to give in the weapon if I dont want to, and hes not going to force me to. He did say that if the other police station was willing to force me to take it, he would do it, but they were reluctant to. All they claimed was they ADVISED me to get rid of the weapon INCASE someone thinks they are real guns. He said that he went paintballing a few times and found it fun and enjoyable, and he said I can keep my guns as long as I kept to the law. He wished me a good night and wrote down this whole saga in his notebook, incase I got a follow up from Special Branch &#8211; he said he was willing to tell them that I had come in and he refused to take it. A top notch officer.</p>
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